D X's 3
01/26/2015
I've been trying to write this post for weeks! I keep sitting in my car going over every word I want to write and just the whole topic. However my lack of time (and the fact I enjoy sleep way to much) has caused me to continue to push this blog farther and farther back on my to-do list. So as sit in my accounting class enjoying my Special K Snack Bar in berry medley (which I highly recommend!!!)
I figured I’d settle this laziness once and for all!
My blog post starts in my car, like almost all of them do. I’m driving along thinking what can I write about. Boys? No, I don’t care to write about them anymore. Degrees? We all know where we’re going in life so I don’t think that’s a necessary one. And as I’m trying to think I found myself inching closer to the ditch! And then it hit me, well not the ditch, but my idea! Why not write about all three! So that’s where I am now on my take of Dudes, Degrees, and Ditches.
First off dudes. Let’s be real I’m probably not the person to ask about guys. However, I will say that for every bad fish in the sea there is one mermaid. Sure there are tons of bad eggs out there, but sometimes they come into your life for a reason. I like to think of those as tiny, awful life lessons as to what you don’t want and what you need to stay away from. Find someone who will love you for your flaws and all things ugly about yourself. Remember drug dealers don’t make good baby daddies, please keep that in mind.
A degree seems to be a gift for your life, although it seems just a regular degree isn’t much anymore. But a degree is your future life! You can take it and run so far your legs may fall off, or you’ll get a bunch of groupies like Forrest Gump.
Either way, that degree is everything! A lot of us look at a degree as being so far into the future that we’ll never reach for it, but trust me four years will fly by and soon you’ll find yourself walking across the stage. If you don’t get this degree for yourself who are you even working for? McDonald's is always hiring, so if you decide to drop out I will personally hand you an application, because that’s where no degree will most likely get you*.
Lastly is ditches, where you never want to find yourself. A ditch is that place you probably can’t get out of and has a nest full of sweat bees. Don’t go off the road! Sometimes the path off the road looks crazy fun, but you’ll be in some crazy trouble too. That being said, stay away from anything illegal or that is broader line sketchy. You will find that you not only lose the perfect life you have, but also everything you've ever wanted in your future. My advice, don’t even put those thoughts in your head! They are bad and most likely will cost you a whole lot. Stay yourself and away from ditches. Insurance doesn't help when you fall in a ditch and can’t get out.
So here I am two Special K bars down and no more to go, because I only packed two. I’m still just as hungry as I was two bars ago, but hey I got my ideas out on paper! FINALLY! With all that being said, look at your life. Have you fell in a ditch? Yes? How did you get out? Have you finally found the love of your life? No, because cats are cuter! Are you here to get a degree, or are you just playing? Figure that out!
Like I said a degree is your life, a dude is someone to grow old with, and a ditch is where dead animals belong.
